#1 Dud – Hugh Hefner According To Crystal Harris
They were engaged and then she left him, only to return again and tie the knot in 2016. During the break, Harris went on the Howard Stern Show and totally let the cat out of the bag about one of the most notorious studs in all the land. It turns out, ole Playboy himself, Hugh Hefner is a real dud in the sack. In fact, Harris says she has never really seen the man naked. And she didn’t stop there, stating that anytime contact was made, he was finished and could only last a few seconds. Considering she is one of the most popular Playboy models of all time, you can imagine she was extra frustrated at Hefner’s inability to deliver in the bedroom. But another former playmate, Izabella St.James, said nearly the same thing when she was with Heffner.
#2 Stud – Jessica Simpson According To John Mayer
John Mayer is considered a Hollywood playboy, having hooked up with so many famous females that it’s hard to keep track of them all. He’s been connected with everyone from Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and of course, Jessica Simpson. Out of all the women he’s been with, it was Jessica Simpson that Mayer could not keep mum about. He raved about her sexual stamina and prowess after the two split up, saying she was the best he had ever had. He said, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … Have you ever [had sex] with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life?”
For the record, every girl associated with Mayer who has spoken out on his companionship has given the crooner a big thumbs up as well.
#3 Dud – Nick Lachey According To Jessica Simpson
They were the sweetest couple back in the 90s, and their MTV reality show was pure gold for the network. They seemed so perfect for one another that when they split up, fans were heartbroken. They split up while dating, then got back together and eventually got married. One of the bigger talking points was the fact that Jessica Simpson had come out and said they were remaining virgins until the wedding. That was a big mistake, apparently. After they divorced in 2005, people questioned her on the waiting part and what it was like on their first night together and Jessica was less than kind, saying “Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes. Like the first time, we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him, though.”