Funny But Spot On Job Interviews

#10 If You Have A Brilliant Idea On How To Coax Billions Of People To Replace Their Phones Every Year

Then you should apply at Apple! Apple is known for making crappy batteries for their phones and then when you have issues they want to sell you a new phone. It would seem to make sense to just make batter batteries but where is the money in that? Their company practices are the same as buying a new car to replace a flat tire.

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#11 Based On Their Commercials, All You Need Is An Attitude To Work For L’Oreal

Go to that interview and show ’em what you’ve got! Tell them that you’re hired, tell them that they need you, and for God’s sake, tell them that you’re worth it! Plus, it doesn’t hurt if you’re easy on the eyes. Everyone knows that cosmetics companies only hires gorgeous people.

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#12 If You’re Still Wondering How That Person Giving Such Terrible Service Got That Job

Take a minute to think about it. Nepotism. Here we have the reason that bad service is everywhere. Just try to figure out who they are related to and you’ll have your answer! After all, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know!